Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Salt water doesn't taste too well.  It made me want to puke but I kept it all down.  Did not go how I expected.  I was starting to think it didn't work.  It took about 1 1/2 hours for it to work.  And I didn't lose any weight.  Laxatives would probably be better.  Maybe I should have drank more salt water.  I doubt I would have been able to keep it down though.  My stomach felt like it was going to explode from all of the liquid in it as it was.  Maybe more salt.  I had no stomach cramps or anything like that.  I doubt I will do it again.  Maybe if I lived on my own.  I was wondering if it would all be over before my mom got home.  Luckily my mom went to do some stuff after work.  It took about 5 1/2 - 6 hours for it to be all done with.  I didn't really need to stay close to the bathroom the whole time.  Form what I had read it sounded like I was going to have to be.  But I'm guessing I didn't get enough salt.  I had like a tablespoon of salt in it.  I also drank the water through a straw.  I like straws and drink everything through a straw if possible.  And the straw helped because you can put the straw farther in your mouth so you won't have to taste as much of the salt water.  After I drank the salt water I weighed myself and was 121.  I weighed myself like 3 times and the lowest I saw was 120.  No loss.  I started eating before it was all over.  I thought it was all over but it wasn't and I couldn't exactly stand not eating.  And I'm going to blame the salt water for me eating too much today.  Because I've had enough blame on myself and it's time someone/something else took the blame.  I think I need to start eating something healthy and filling in the morning.  Something with protein.  I have to go out to eat again tomorrow.  And bake a cake.  More cake.  Great.  So tomorrow will be another fat day.  I'm hoping I can manage to stay under 1500 calories tomorrow.  I'm just hoping to not gain.  I feel huge.  My normal pants are kind of tight.  I don't like it.  I haven't done nearly enough exercising.  I need to exercise more.  I think I will when I'm done writing/typing this.  500 crunches.  50 lunges each leg.  25 squats.  10 push ups.  25 hip raises.  25 leg lifts each leg.  Then hopefully repeat.  I have to get my dad a birthday present yet.  I have no idea what to get him.  What do you get a high school science teacher who spends his free time working at an auction house or on eBay?  My mom said to get him underwear.  Are you fucking kidding me?!  I am not buying my dad underwear.  That's awkward and I have no idea what kind he wears.  I guess I'll just have to get him a shirt or something.  Shirts are nowhere near as awkward as underwear.  I have to find out what my sister got him though.  I don't want to get him a shirt if she got him a shirt.  Enough writing/typing.  I'll end up in another depressed rant if I continue.



    1. Get him a tie. Or something like. Maybe something he can wear to work. Or a desk dohickie so he can put it on his desk at work. Or a gift card to his favorite restaurant.

    2. too bad about the salt water cleanse... go on youtube and search it, there are all sorts of vids on how to do it.


    3. you sound pretty motivated to me keep it up